These People Wore the Worst Dresses in the World and There's No Forgiving That

9.The Return of the God Forsaken Jeans Dress (Jress)

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The horrible jeans dress, sometimes known as the Jress, caught us once more just when we thought we were secure. Is there any escaping this ugly dream? Will we ever be free from that awful piece of clothing? Given that this jeans dress features the stylistic tears and holes common in jeans, it is considerably worse than most jresses. That's really overdone, Cardi B. We're not sure how she's maintaining a straight face while sporting that. Of course, none of anything illegal. Her music much appeals to us. We're bothered only by this clothing. Though the idea of upcycling denim into formal dress is not intrinsically awful, this specific version seems to fall short completely. Although modern on regular jeans, the frayed elements seem out of place on a dress suited for more formal events. Someone took every denim style from the past ten years and forcedly merged them into one garment. The outcome is a work that battles to define itself; is it casual? Formal? Is that streetwear? Its design clearly leaves one confused. The fact that even a style icon like Cardi B cannot fully make it work says loudly about the basic problems in its development. Maybe some fashion experiments—especially those involving merging elements destined never to coexist—are better left on the drawing board phase.

10.Yeah, We Should Be Covering Our Eyes Too

They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, hence when the beholder starts closing his eyes you better assume that whatever is there before him isn't very beautiful. Though we're not sure what type of ugly demon possessed this woman and had her wear this dress, we can clearly see her fighting the only way she knows how - by not looking at the very dress she's wearing. Alright; we are merely kidding here. Though compared to some of the others on this list, the dress is not that horrible, we wouldn't be seen in public sporting that. We would closed our eyes as well. The design looks to be caught between inadvertently falling into the domain of visual confusion and aiming to be avant-garde. Rather of functioning in harmony, the cut, the fabric choice, and the general silhouette seem to be against one another. It's the ideal illustration of how occasionally in fashion design less truly is more. Though driving fashion forward depends on experimenting, the decisions taken must have some underlying logical or aesthetic goal. Here, it appears the designer swung caution to the breeze and produced something the wearer finds intolerable. It reminds us that not all fashion risks pay off and perhaps the best solution is just to close your eyes and act as though it never occurred. At least it offers a fascinating topic for discussion, even if most of the discourse revolves on individuals attempting to figure out what precisely they are looking at.